ring stinger

A person who stings another's ring - ie a homosexual who sticks his old chap in another man's ass and makes it sting. Of course, if the other man is loose and enjoys this exercise, it will not sting at all.

'Man, that guy was a real ring stinger.'

by Jack Doff January 9, 2004

o- ring

Rectum

Hey buddy don't push out that turd to hard,you'll blow out your o-ring.

by Ooogalie Boogalie May 22, 2003

fur ring

the magical hairy entity that formulates around your finger when you manually penetrate a woman (or a pre-mature girl)

have you seen my fur ring?

by korean_goock October 25, 2007

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

ring sting

the asshole hurting after anal sex

My girlfriend told me she got ring sting the other day after that drink fuelled sex night!

by pallant25 October 22, 2007

ring sting

The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.

Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.

by Alex French November 13, 2003

ring raider

A battyman word or bum bandit word ass bandit word or gay word

Backs to the wall lads - thers a ring raider on the loose

by Dave July 8, 2003