Master Race

People that masturbate to a computer they dont have or need

Master Race Member: Wow! look at this GPU and use of space, Ohhh! Im gonna cum!

by GotPawnedMaBoi October 23, 2018

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 13, 2010

skeet race

When a bunch of guys have a competition to see who can cum first when wacking it.
wacking it cum skeet

Guy 1: I challenge you to a skeet race!
Guy 2: You're on!

by yungsandwich October 17, 2015

Race to the bottom of the pile

If you're a sheep and just fallow everything and everyone without knowing where you going or what you doing . just to belong to something.

Do your own thing ! Don't race to the bottom of the pile .

by Bornsinner825 December 14, 2016

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

irish rat race

when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat

dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race

by redpubes44 February 12, 2021

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear April 28, 2016