throat queef

A very weak, throat sounding belch on par with that of an infant newborn; on the same sound frequency as a beetle fart

"Bro that wasn't a burp that was a throat queef

by Mariachi Rex September 29, 2015

Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant

I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

Mega Queef

When a girl takes a shit out of her vaginal area

How do girls take a shit from there vagina
They mega queef

by mega shnoz May 13, 2018

Red Sea Queef

When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.

Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.

Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?

Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.

by The Red Sea Baron November 19, 2013

dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

by stretchamoe October 18, 2010

tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."

by TaDongle May 28, 2008