Purple Vulva

The female version of blue balls.

Man, this night didn't make me 'O', now I got purple vulva.

by Blue Mercury October 11, 2014

purple children

Kids who do drugs like drink lean etc

they drink lean almost everyday ,mayen they are some purple children

by Cocaine baby May 16, 2015

purple mattress

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

by spongeward_ June 14, 2018

Purple dinosaur

A nickname for your man who turns you on easily

"Oh gawd Alice, he's my yummy purple dinosaur, he always know how to make me wet"

by Lickmytootsieroll January 24, 2019

purple strawberries

strawberries that are purple

hey want some strawberries?
yea sure
*gives strawberries*
ummm THERE PURPLE STRAWBERRIES

by xbooxbitchx September 26, 2018

Purple Hairbrush

An item normally used for brushing your hair, but altered to being used as a sex toy to pleasure ones self.

She was brushing her hair, and got a sudden urge to pleasure her self with her purple hairbrush.

by WhatABigYikes May 28, 2018

Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants May 31, 2019