Polish lollipop

Peanut butter on a spoon.

Her hank can you grab me a polish lollipop ?

by Polishpeterpan August 15, 2018

bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.

The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!

by richie69 January 8, 2019

Pulled a Polish

When you fail to deploy your parachute in time and down yourself in Warzone

“Boys, I just pulled a polish.”
“Lmfao, this guy just pulled a polish”

by LordMo7 July 28, 2021

Polish up the toke

To improve the inhale of a bong rip. Gotta be at least 10 seconds.

Dude you really need to polish up the toke. That was a pussy hit bro

by NickBob123 August 17, 2019

polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs

client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.

by iknowriight September 21, 2020

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013