Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
Patrick sucks at valorant
by Chonky woman July 21, 2020
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A guy who really fat and steals things and has no game
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SMART BUT NOT GOOD AT SPORTS, A SIMP, AND SOMETIMES A DOUCHEBAG
look at that smart-ass patrick, what a douchebag
by LAGAE69 March 02, 2022
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Patrick bad. No Patrick
Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo
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Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell
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A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex
Ew don’t be Patrick
by nono:) January 23, 2018
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