Red panda

I bet you searched this up after watching turning red

Dad brought a red panda home

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Panda

A person that eats, shoots and leaves

Verb - To panda, to eat her, shoot in her and leave

Origin - Glastonbury 2022

I panda'd a lass at Glastonbury. In the green peace area.

by Jack Fry September 15, 2022

Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.

Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life

by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022

Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.

You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Red Panda

A ginger that is shitty at tennis

Yuliya, let's crush this stupid red panda and send him crying back to the UK.

by imnotjimmy September 19, 2022

panda puffs

An insanely unhealthy candy cereal which has been proven to cause cancer and made me loose my right eye and left testicle

Omfg panda puffs gave me cancer

by Pandapuffer October 13, 2022