Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010

Purple plans

Sex

Netta:we got some purple plans

by White pizzy August 19, 2020

purple frog

A death omen.

"Wow, dude hope you didnt see a purple frog!"

"Why?"

"Because that means somebody is tryna kill u."

by Who'syourdaddy69 June 10, 2016

purple mattress

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

by spongeward_ June 14, 2018

Purple passion

The act of performing fellatio in a slow and gradual progression inching towards the base of the penis very slowly, similar to how vines slowly grow on the side of a home. Often ridiculed due to its slow pacing, however afficianados of the activity swear by experiencing an enhanced orgasm during it. Due to purple being the color of royalty, it is an act only performable by the finest of MILFs.

Chad: dude, Sasha gave me the finest of purple passion. It took like 7 hours, but my meat scepter exploded at the end!
Biff: ah man, I’ve been trying to get Stacy to give me that purple passion, but she’s just not fine enough, I’m jealous bro!

by Frenchtoast1221 March 28, 2022

purple bandana

extremely fuckin cool bandana. purple, big, glorius, tight, and overall awesome

“WOAH JOHN THATS A REALLY COOL PURPLE BANDANA!” “yes”

by kopicle April 30, 2022

Purple Vulva

The female version of blue balls.

Man, this night didn't make me 'O', now I got purple vulva.

by Blue Mercury October 11, 2014