An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.
by dogwater September 06, 2010
Lady Gaga's tit milk is acid.
by PeanusGotFlacid September 26, 2015
When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.
Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!
Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits
Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits
John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ
Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits
Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits
John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ
by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014
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I was thinking about asking her to dinner, but I came to find that she had a humiliating case of tit fleas.
by ccren777 September 23, 2009
An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!
Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?
Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
man that party was the nipples on the tits!
friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
by zink101 September 22, 2011