by stoopidfly.com August 29, 2010
To not give a flying fuck is to be aggressively disinterested in the thing or its outcome. The full version is to not give a flying fuck at a rolling ring donut
Jon: hey it's Alice's birthday
Tony: I don't give a flying fuck
Sam: Tony wants to come to your birthday party
Alice: tell him to go take a flying fuck at a rolling ring donut
Tony: I don't give a flying fuck
Sam: Tony wants to come to your birthday party
Alice: tell him to go take a flying fuck at a rolling ring donut
by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 31, 2020
When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.
by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020
When a baseball is hits a ball deep into the outfield appearing to be a home run but ultimately is caught for an out by the opposing teams defense.
by Slamdiesel December 11, 2014
When there is a lit joint in a group of three people or more and no one else can take a hit and the joint is left out in the air for anyone else to claim
by $Margaret_Thatcher69420$ July 20, 2021
Life in a nutshell. The deep, seemingly endless vortex of horror that the Flying Dutchman threw Squidward in for his whining. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Shanghaied"
by UrbanDUser06 November 17, 2018
A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 22, 2019