the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
The point where you have so much swagger you get your swag license and begin to waddle down hallways and put your hand out as if youre driving a actually truck
Ted: What is karl doing!
Steve: Hes doing dah swag truck!
Ted: Oh Mah Golly! what swagtastic abilties....
Steve: Hes doing dah swag truck!
Ted: Oh Mah Golly! what swagtastic abilties....
by Karl Molloy January 13, 2011
technique to get girls, in which the guy rolls up looking fresh, smushes the girl, then leaves, having no further use for her
by pollyollymolly January 23, 2011
example 1:
Fly Dude in the room: Aiight bro, I'ma head out.
Crowd in the room: Peace, Later bro.
Fly Dude leaving the room: Swag Out.
example 2:
Fly Dude in a CoD lobby: Yeeah, just shitted on ya
Crowd in the Lobby: Fuk you bro.
Fly Dude leaving the lobby: Swag Out.
Fly Dude in the room: Aiight bro, I'ma head out.
Crowd in the room: Peace, Later bro.
Fly Dude leaving the room: Swag Out.
example 2:
Fly Dude in a CoD lobby: Yeeah, just shitted on ya
Crowd in the Lobby: Fuk you bro.
Fly Dude leaving the lobby: Swag Out.
by DJ Imperial February 14, 2011
Bragging out of self-confidence and not arrogance. When you boast about a certain accomplishment in your life or describe your strengths while having a conversation with someone, that person will admire your skills and point that they are impressed simply by saying or adding the word "brag swag" into their response.
Hana: I got an A on my exam!!
Thomas: Brag swag homie!!
Thomas: You're a poetical tyrant with a mad brag swag!
Hana: Preesh homie, preesh!
Hana: You must have a major brag swag to be able to pull that off...
Thomas: Well...I try. lol
Thomas: Brag swag homie!!
Thomas: You're a poetical tyrant with a mad brag swag!
Hana: Preesh homie, preesh!
Hana: You must have a major brag swag to be able to pull that off...
Thomas: Well...I try. lol
by Habesha Enlightener May 14, 2010
A person who is regarded as a faggot due to the fact that they think they are/have swag.
They usually pull babes quick due to their swagness, but lose out in later life due to their low intelligence and maturity. They also get bad grades because they're too busy developing their swag for their CV.
Also, a swag fag will usually spend an unusual and stupid amount of time styling their hair, which is deemed by many men as an act of homosexuality. Hair styles usually include the quiff and comb over. Some even look like an Iced Gem.
Loved by his swag friends and girls, but hated by almost everyone else, a swag fag is the bane of most people's lives.
They usually pull babes quick due to their swagness, but lose out in later life due to their low intelligence and maturity. They also get bad grades because they're too busy developing their swag for their CV.
Also, a swag fag will usually spend an unusual and stupid amount of time styling their hair, which is deemed by many men as an act of homosexuality. Hair styles usually include the quiff and comb over. Some even look like an Iced Gem.
Loved by his swag friends and girls, but hated by almost everyone else, a swag fag is the bane of most people's lives.
Justin: "I'm so cool. I wear caps to the side, I have my pants hanging below my ass, my IQ is quite low, but that doesn't matter because I'm such as babe magnet. Why? Because I have swag."
Kyle: "Justin's at it again guys. What a swag fag."
Kyle: "Justin's at it again guys. What a swag fag."
by cockmeister97 June 19, 2014
When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
by Mick_Swagger May 04, 2011