Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019

Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

Fancy Mouse

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus

John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."

by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.

I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.

For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.

by The Muntologist May 4, 2025

Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022