max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

Easement Max

A guy who fucks.

Wow! That Easement Max sure does Fuck!!

by Johnnsins July 15, 2022

Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️

"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."

by PoshoRider May 23, 2023

Max milking

When you wake up in the middle of the night and drink as much milk qs you can until satisfied.

Dude, last night I went max milking and drank half a gallon.

by Moze801z October 15, 2021

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022

Max T

A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.

I got some tickets to see Max T rap for my birthday and im hyped.

by An even sadder man May 2, 2021