Max the man

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact

Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches

by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

zak and max

they blow each other that’s it.

person one: did you see those guys blowing each other

person two: must be zak and max

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max P

An Asian who plays basketball but would rather have balls in his basket and one who eats dog for his main course eat meal

Max Pavlik ate a golden retriever

Max is gay

Max P did it donkeystyle

by Big bigboi November 22, 2019

Max Castro

Some Cuban nigga that can swim from Cuba to Miami and back. Nigga will occasionally have an African disease on his ear.

This nigga Max Castro fingered my goldfish

by Some_asian_dude November 26, 2019

Max Ho

The word Max means he can run at a maximum speed of 1m per hour, this means he has spectacular speed. The word ho means he is good at associating with ho's, therefore, he is a person you would like to get with and ... :)

I really love to play with Max Ho because he can run and do fun things with me

by Max speed Shazam April 9, 2019

Pulling a max

When you go completely awol off the grid and Noone can find you

Have you seen Lori lately? No, she must be pulling a max.

by Boss ninja13 April 15, 2019