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The Fag March

What some homophobes call, "The Gay Pride Parade", which occurs in many major U.S. cities in June every year {in Seattle WA. it is the last Sunday in June}.
{Homophobe #1): Hey, let's go blow up the Port-O-Lets at The Fag March before that stupid parade begins!
{Homophobe #2}: Great idea! I'll run home and get some M-80s!
by Telephony June 28, 2014
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March Cambridgeshire

March is a town in Cambridgeshire full of takeaways and polish shops. Recently there has been an uproar in vape stores. Home to chavs, drug dealers and snakes, it's the place to be if you're a low life and don't have any ambitions.
"I live in March"

"But isn't March a month?"
"It's also a town, March Cambridgeshire"
by SuicidalFUCK January 22, 2018
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March 20

March 20 is Tell your crush you like them Day. On this day, you tell your crush you like them, and there aren't any consequences since you're probably quarantined due to the coronavirus.
"Hey, so I really like you. I'm only telling you now because it's March 20."
by trashiestoneyet March 20, 2020
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march 11

slap a very tall person (preferably 5.8 )
march 11 slapppppp um
by aqua2000008 March 10, 2020
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march madness

1) The best time of the year since it is the NCAA tournament. For some reason, the tournament doesn't start until around mid-March. If you think college basketball sucks, you're an idiot because it's way better than the NBA since sometimes the worse team wins.

2) A series of video games. They are very addicting and the commentators make the dumbest comments ever. For example, "If he were my father, I'd wish i was adopted BABY!!!". Also, "Wow! He's a high riser, he has hops like you partner!" It is impossible to play defense in this game because the lockdown stick doesn't work well and whenever you try to steal it, it's a reach in! Also, every player is amazing and can make a shot no matter how badly he is fouled. Strategy tip: all you need to do is be a team with a huge center and you can reject every shot, and when you dunk it you will put your balls in someone's face. This game will frustrate the shit out of you because your younger brother will just chuck up 3s all game and beat you!
1) guy 1 - hey man guess what? the spurs just beat the celtics!

guy 2 - shut the fuck up im trying to watch March Madness, the 5 seed is about to lose to the 11 seed.

guy 1 - that happens every year.

guy 2 - is there something wrong with it? the nba blows cuz you can predict who is going to win almost every game

guy 1 - yeah...

2) older brother - hey johnny, lets play march madness '06

johnny - okay! i call georgetown! roy hibbert is gonna kick your ass!

older brother - you douche bag...fine im uhhh kentucky, their center is 7'3" and can't dunk somehow!

johnny - let's go!

(the game starts)

(johnny takes a 10 point lead by half time because he shoots 3s and goes to hibbert nonstop)

older brother - johnny you're so gay why dont you play the damn game instead of just chucking up 3s and dunking it with hibbert

johnny - because i'm soo good!

(johnny ends up winning the game by 14)

older brother - god damn it johnny you're such a douche!

johnny - hahahahah!

older brother - yeah well i'll bet you'll think this is funny!

(the older brother beats johnny up and then locks him in the basement until johnny admits that the older brother really won)
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 July 7, 2007
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March 18

The people born in this day are the best people especially boys they start off with small penis but towards time grows and down to earth
He was born in March 18th he must have a big cock
by Yeudidjdhdj November 26, 2019
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March 28

Weed appreciation day, no not Marijuana, actual dandelions, how boring.
Person 1: Do you know March 28 is weed appreciation day?
Person 2: April 20 is weed appreciation day
Person 1: No, I mean it's dandelion day.
Person 2: Why would any one care about that.
by Metabear October 17, 2019
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