Pussy Licker

A person, typically a female, who is overly enthusiastic or sycophantic in their admiration and support for someone, often to an excessive or obsequious degree. This term is considered a female counterpart to "dick rider," implying that the person is metaphorically "licking" up to someone in a manner that is overly eager or fawning.

"Why does she always have to be such a pussy licker around the popular girls? It's like she can't think for herself."

"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."

by caseoh's lost brother June 23, 2024

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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual

I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker

by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024

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Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

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window licker

Lance Stroll.

"Bro, no way he crushed on the back of Daniel Riccardo like that! He is such a window licker!"

by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

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Denim Lickers

Only the best Kickball team you’ll face on a Friday night

Bryce: who are we playing next week
Alex: oh no…
Bryce: Oh god, no not the Denim Lickers

by PASTEP June 6, 2025

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Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.

We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!

by Taking the high road June 8, 2025

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