a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
Get the Lauren fitzmug. Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
Get the Lauren weavermug. Well, she/he can be very good with his kids at school with his dad in a good night he said it is very very well worth it and I am not sure what to say to her and her husband she said that the school was a little too much for the price of a low volume volume is a bit too much for money.
Lauren is such a Lauren.
by #2 Shrek Daddy February 11, 2020
Get the Laurenmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.0.7.9.7.6.0.>Suicidal Is `'`Lauren`~` Ash`'` Is Suicidal<.0.7.9.7.6.0.>mug. A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018
Get the Laurens Iowamug. she's a loud girl that's quiet. she will be shy till she gets to know a little bit about your personality and then match it. she doesn't always mean to she just figures it'll be easier to make you like her. now don't get the wrong idea she isn't a bad person or conceited, she's just lonely. she's so beautiful, her mind wanders all day. to places only she can imagine. outside she struts like she's on the runway, even if she doesn't feel her best
by namerr February 18, 2021
Get the laurenmug. 