Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. by Slag whore crack sniff December 14, 2018
Get the Lauren pawlickmug. A disgusting pig. Laurens often think they are much better than they actually are. They often have super ugly sisters as well and people laugh at their tik toks bc they think they are good but they are like my dad's butcheecks.
by anonymous1234569 October 18, 2020
Get the laurenmug. Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
Get the Lauren weavermug. Funny, smart, goodlooking and knows how to use his tool! They are known for the size of their tools.. its simply humangous!!
by Chara84 November 16, 2016
Get the Laurensmug. by Bignig47 July 21, 2021
Get the lauren bartlettevansmug. 