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did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny
haha "landon" your so funny
landon by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
Landen is the type of kid who is happy around everyone and at home is depressed and doesn’t think about feelings or he will be depressed and acts like a retard no matter what
That kid is a Landen he looks like he gets all the girls
Landen by Landen Kyle English February 12, 2022

landon big strong 

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
zamn he's a landon big strong

Landon G. 

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
Landon G. by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.
Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay
Landon by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022
Slip and Landon deez nuts
"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"
Landon by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022