kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Kelly

Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.

"Wow! Kelly is here!"
"Of course he is, he always shows up for his friends"

by happy-oot November 23, 2021

B kelly

When someone with a name that start with a B talks to a underaged girl

“you talk to A” said c “yeah bro I do” said b “ you know she like 15 right” said c “oh naw call that nigga B kelly”

by Makhi aka draco November 24, 2021

Kelly

She is house broken, friendly, and great with kids and other animals. She is low energy so exercise isn't a necessity and waking her from long rests and naps is unadvised. She loves to cuddle, and can be taken most places. Her favourite treats are chicken nuggies and slurpees. She does tend to be upset if you get her the wrong flavours though. While fearful, she does demonstrate good guard instincts when left home alone. She can be left alone and only shows distress when you leave, calms down fairly quickly there after. She likes to meet others as well, but can be slightly jealous if anyone shows interest in her people. We have had success in teaching her new things. Some extra attention during thunderstorms is quite common or else she may whimper and cry (refer to favourite treats). All in all, she's a good girl 🐕

We have a Kelly

by Her roommates October 28, 2021

Curt Kelly

Curt is such a meme! The best guy you will ever meet on minecraft! Always ready to play! Will travel. A true giver in every sense of the word. Easy to be with. Makes you feel too comfortable from the very first moment.

Curt is my man

Curt Kelly is here for you!

by WaffleMan2209 December 5, 2017

Oliver Kelly

Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.

Watching Oliver Kelly bat is like watching grass grow, paint dry and snails walk.

by Taj Longdong March 12, 2023