Joe Durst

Short and stocky, yet manly and attractive. Most women like him but are threatened by his disproportionate biceps. He is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ (Mormon) and his dad is a famous politician.
I hopped in the Honda Fit with my good friend Joe Durst.
by Sickest dopest guy October 06, 2021
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Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction
Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.
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A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys
An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”
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Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
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joe betley

Joe betley says His grandad can knock 20 gypsys with his pinkie
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pulling a Joe

usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.
Tim: yo what's up with Adam? he's been a real dick to me recently.

Ben: Madeline just told him they couldn't be anything more than friends... he's just pulling a Joe. He'll be fine.

Tim: That sucks... I still think he's being a dick.
by justgetoverit July 19, 2011
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Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.
Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.
by Joe_Balls April 20, 2021
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