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jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.
"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."
by vincelives September 17, 2008
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jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.
George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.
by SlagsWife January 7, 2010
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loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose
I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me
by autoliscious December 17, 2015
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Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.
Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.
by Ramuel S. November 30, 2013
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Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
by The big mamma t November 12, 2021
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slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.
As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww
by woody.1994 November 26, 2014
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Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.
Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.
by FTHET October 25, 2007
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