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New Zealand

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.
"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)
by Jabborwak September 28, 2017
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new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas
by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016
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new suburbanist

A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.

These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."

"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
by unkleheavy June 21, 2014
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New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools
He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland
by uqvx September 21, 2021
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s kfc”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
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New Montario

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
by thenoneperson November 6, 2022
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