The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025

by dadsads afasdf June 26, 2024

He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 1, 2019

by Jim Solo July 30, 2017

When a woman builds your hopes up for a possible sexual liaison only to back out at the last moment over and over again for various reasons ie.funerals, family emergencies, monthly cycle, hangover, drunk or otherwise out of it or lying all together.
I called her up for a date last night but she canceled at the last moment I think she's Rashida- ing me. Rashida-ing to deceive lie to or blow off.
by Punish Her June 15, 2023

The act of striking out. Bro's need to outnumber the chicks at least 4-1. Beers, bud, and boobs are always being discussed or viewed.
Dude, I bro-ed so hard this weekend. We did 6 strikeouts in 2 days and my mind is blown! Bro-ing out is basically the best thing ever.
by White Jewce January 12, 2009

by cuntosaur September 24, 2021
