Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

Dumber Than Dirt

A variation of "dumb as dirt" used in the graphic adventure video game Full Throttle developed by LucasArts.

Extremely stupid.

Likely conceived for its alliteration.

Ripburger, you're dumber than dirt!

by Carl Sackrider February 23, 2019

Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

Do your dirt

Do what you gotta do

Person 1, "I gotta do something I'll brb"
Person 2, "yeah, it's cool bro. Do your dirt."

by savurie July 22, 2021

Trunk full of dirt

What an uncircumcised man experiences after having unprotected anal sex and pulls back his foreskin to find fecal matter spread about.

Taylor loved waking up the morning after having sex with his girlfriend with a trunk full of dirt to flaunt to his friends.

by Rome Dog10 May 26, 2019

Throw some dirt

To disrespect someone by meaning to kill them and throwing dirt on their coffin like what is done at a funeral.

My bitch cheated my boy told me to throw some dirt on that bitch.

by vickrosstheboss November 2, 2019

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004