free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

by flushawaytpp March 05, 2019

Sailing Your Boat

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.

"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

by Kortney J May 01, 2007

glass bottom boat

when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.

I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.

by Ross and Chiu May 11, 2005

Luisiana Swamp Boat

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.

There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.

by swampbutt February 24, 2010

shrimp boat captain

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

by tommy May 18, 2004

glass bottom boat

place cling wrap over someones faces and shit on it

she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!

by westsider.rider November 23, 2008

banana boat

When a woman rides (sex)a man on top so hard that she falls off of him just like riding a banana boat pulled by a speed boat on the lake.

"I was that chicks banana boat last night!"

by J. Andrew B. June 26, 2007