Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.

Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY

by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020

Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

Humperdinkel

A person who is a few screws off and goofy that will poke anything he comes in contact with

Hes a humperdinkel

by Yank86 February 2, 2020

humpday

The day where all virgins wank.

me: I am really excited for humpday.
friend: oh that's the day where all virgins wank

by rmaindef February 12, 2020

Humperactive

When an individual or animal is so sexually active or in 'heat', that they'll "hump" anything.

"Wow, Stacy must be a bit humperactive today. That's the fifth guy she's come on to!"

"Ok, have you considered getting your cat spayed . She's pretty humperactive and won't leave anyone alone at this party!"

"Um, Mike, have you considered getting your dog neutered? I appreciate the visit, but he seems very humperactive and I'm missing my daughters' stuffed animals!"

by ajtemple1 March 6, 2020

Humpas

A fruit made up of water and feces

Did you smell that? It smells like humpas

by Soupysoup21 March 29, 2020

Humpdunker

A person who passes on the more difficult and strenuous jobs to someone else..usuall by a colleague.

"Jeff always makes me carry all the heavy furniture on our jobs..He's a right blood humpdunker"

by Daoetse May 21, 2020