An exclamation uttered when one is complaining about a situation that they put themselves in, but hate.
by Canberries February 18, 2014
1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.
2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."
2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."
2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011
The opposite of "I love my life".
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.
Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"
Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"
You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"
by Nick H February 03, 2004
I hate my life is an expression to show how after u did something wrong or stupid. It's not meaning anything with suicide at all so be mindful of parents hearing it.
You: ::drops book:: uhgg i hate my life
Person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow
Person 2: Not uh really?
Person 1: yea!
Person 2: uhhg i hate my life
Person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow
Person 2: Not uh really?
Person 1: yea!
Person 2: uhhg i hate my life
by Linploop =] December 08, 2005
Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.
I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Something that feminists ALWAYS post on Twitter. Typically posted by a woman in her 20s or 30s. The woman also most likely thinks star signs are important.
by Bubbabro999 August 29, 2023
by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019