hard robing

Looking so good in your robe your partner cums looking at you.

Marsha was hard robing so hard last night creamed my briefs.

by Babsy shakira October 10, 2016

brandon harding

Dick

Brandon harding dick

by Gdhdjidjendjdjd October 10, 2016

hard start

Beginning to masturbate without and erection.

Dude I don't know how you can jerk off right after seeing your grandma

Just gotta give it a hard start man

by Blaidd Du March 6, 2016

Try-Hard

A person who tries so much to the point where it seems as though they are trying too hard. Commonly done in video games.

Guy 1: Wow that guy is such a try-hard.

Guy 2: Yea. I agree.

by CP787878 June 12, 2018

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*

Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.

by darkwater5 June 10, 2017