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friend whore 

Someone you think is your friend but behind your back they go and do something with a really stupid person who you hate.
Steve: So do you want to hang out after school?
Mark: Sorry I'm going to hang out with Joe.
Steve: But Joe is a total jackass!! Friend whore!!
friend whore by Mecoolyounot June 29, 2007

FRIEND CARD 

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD
A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"
FRIEND CARD by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

friend-javu 

When you are looking through your friends on facebook and you see someone you dont know at all (or you might have seen in class or at a party)... you realize that you are friends, but you have no idea how you became friends in the first place. You are not sure if you sent the friend request or if they did? And you get dusche chills because you feel like a stocker idiot if you were the one who friend requested them.
situation 1:

I am having friend-javu. This guy just sent me a message asking me if we knew each other.

situation 2:

Who the fuck is this, I dont know them, why are we friends on facebook?....ohh shit I have a class with this fool, did I request her?

friend pusher 

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.
Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.
friend pusher by elefb April 27, 2009

Friend Shopping 

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.
I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"
Friend Shopping by Whad up SC November 15, 2010

Friend Ladder 

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)
Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.
Friend Ladder by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011