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Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.
We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!
by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022
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8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
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Minute skills

Impressive skills that don’t take that long to learn.
by Diehard212 September 20, 2021
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A while minute

Q: How long did that take you to do?
A: A while minute
by Springrollpeanutsauce March 10, 2019
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a million minutes

According to ‘Anix’ on yt million minutes means 5 minutes!
“I can’t believe the rain has been going on for a million minutes (more like 5 minutes) !?”
by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020
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ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
by walletbro May 7, 2018
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25 Minutes To Go

A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.

Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.

Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
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