When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
Get the two fisted monkey slapmug. variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
by Pretarded Retro-schizophrenic February 5, 2010
Get the double-fisted fighter pilotmug. The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.
Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.
by skibby avenger July 30, 2011
Get the Double fisted mule kickmug. Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.
by f!s August 15, 2008
Get the like the fist of an angry codmug. *browsing dafont.com*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*
by YourNinjaMaster July 12, 2010
Get the Hong Kong Fist Fuckmug. The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).
Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.
by AP1318 September 14, 2003
Get the Double Fisted Chulupa Grabmug. Yo we don't need to shout black power. When the Labor Day Parade happen again, just put your Right fist up in the air; they'll know what time it is.
by Jay89Jay91 March 20, 2018
Get the Right fist up in the airmug.