female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.

Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!

by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025

1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

A scale used to determine a woman's beauty.

shes hot a 10 for sure on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

by that fat guy September 17, 2016

female discharge

The monthly process where some women members of the military are let go because they are suffering from PMSD.

Lt. Col. Sarah MacKenzie suffered severe PMSD last month which resulted in female discharge.

by MarionWebster January 10, 2018

Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.

Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢

by sobbingmess April 29, 2024

female pp

Females have the biggest penis out of all genders. Males tend to only have 4-8 inches on average but women have around 13-18 inches.

female pp

by B1gP3n1sW0m4n May 31, 2022

1-10 Female attractiveness scale)

1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 1 being the most unattractive of all, 10 or (the dime) being the most attractive looking female out of the crowd.

by Lil Pisser September 6, 2016

Female boner

When your nipples get hard

Omg I got a female boner

by The great invent March 4, 2021