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Emu Explorer

Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."

Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010
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Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
by softcock Express April 27, 2010
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Urban emporer

a person who is addicted to a game, Evony. They act like they build a castle, conquer lands and rule people but what they all do is sit on a computer, live in city and attack more 'imaginary' land.
Gosh, I can't go on computer because my brother is such an urban emporer...
by Lollica May 8, 2010
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Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter
Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.
by RJBCKS February 23, 2011
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Reverse Express

It is when Government introduces a program to correct a problem in the market place.
Reverse Express is when government introduces a program such as EPA to correct a market place imbalance.
by mmemoly July 7, 2011
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salsbury express

The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation
Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!
by henryfaceshot February 6, 2015
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elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014
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