shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.

Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"

by Waycarr December 17, 2013

west end street statue

a crazy person who stands in one spot all night in a busy seedy area of central Londons west end because there just fucking crazy in the head and its dangerous

UK guy 1: let's go up the west end......... UK guy 2: no last time we done that I ended up standing with you on the street corner all night for no reason.........drug addict responds:yaa like a west end street statue

by 2014talktime December 26, 2013

Going Down a Dead End

When someone is hitting on someone not interested in their gender.

Hey Greg, you know that girl Sarah that you were hitting on…well don’t go down that street…she’s pretty lesbo…trust me you’re going down a dead end.

by sirkiwi October 9, 2008

bang at ur end

1.Sum 1 hu is relli fellin u
2. sum one hu relli likes u bare and will do ne ting 4 u.
3. Sumtimes likes you 2 much, dats it gets jargin'

mat:" damn1 dat bad blud"
ken: " yep da gyal bang on my end, wont let me keep".

by Nasa February 21, 2005

Gas her back end

To fuck one's back end

Bro 1: Bro I wanna hit up this thottie but I don't know what to say
Bro 2: Bro just tell her you're gonna drug her and gas her back end.

by The gasser June 10, 2018

Furry End day

21 December 2021 no more furry allowed because god hates that

Furry end day is the most best day

by seal the cute December 20, 2020

bite the end off the cigar

The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".

"Bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day"

by rccg94 July 23, 2009