The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
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An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.
by Yeet or die October 17, 2019
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Evan is a queer
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I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
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