fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help

Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up

by ohdear9762 August 3, 2013

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pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.

Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

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Hebb Drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by high levels of symptoms not limited to visual impairment, erratic movement , and flushed face. Will usually result in difficulty of comprehension and significant added risk for self injury.

Yeah man, she was "Hebb Drunk" after two consecutive back draft shots.

by MGlover June 22, 2010

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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.

Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.

by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010

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