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Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015
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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Hebb Drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by high levels of symptoms not limited to visual impairment, erratic movement , and flushed face. Will usually result in difficulty of comprehension and significant added risk for self injury.
Yeah man, she was "Hebb Drunk" after two consecutive back draft shots.
by MGlover June 22, 2010
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peak drunk

The drunkest moment of your life.
I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.
by MechJack October 7, 2016
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surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.
by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019
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Drunk faced

Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.
"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"
by Shiroto January 11, 2012
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drunk charades

a game played when everyone is drunk and ready to make fools of themselves. not for the sober or any underclassmen(younger than a junior in high school).
We could play drunk charades if Jasmine and Colin weren't here.J.K.
by MG Pimpin March 23, 2009
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