by Eufanta November 25, 2007
Get the dj martaymug. Makes music
has no ideas of what he is doing
Djdoffeluren a Guy that makes music but only for disney channel
has no ideas of what he is doing
Djdoffeluren a Guy that makes music but only for disney channel
by FewsyUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 2, 2018
Get the Dj doffemug. by DJ DOWNSYNDROME November 20, 2017
Get the dj down syndromemug. An internet hip hop station started in 2022 by DJ Noah 225. Listen live on djnoahfm.caster.fm
Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck
Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday
Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck
Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday
by Fat Heffer September 10, 2023
Get the DJ Noah FMmug. Co founder of Smeeton FM
by echo419monty69 July 19, 2024
Get the DJ iDle M3rCymug. DJ PURPLE AKI
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
Example in a sentence:
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
Get the DJ Purple Akimug.