cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cookie Sneak

Something that’s made up by someone for the sole purpose of making people perceive it as real for a few years and people attempting to find it or think about it, with it working.

1. “I should’ve known his ludicrous statement about his fight with a tiger was a cookie sneak.”
2. “This lost film seems like one giant cookie sneak.”

by Godlys July 21, 2023

Cookie Butter

noun

A popular and highly suggestive dance move performed by a female during courtship, typically enacted on one or more sets of flattened cardboard or highly polished flooring.

"Oh shorty bustin out that cookie butter on the floor!"

see also: waxin' that mop stick

"Oh shorty bustin out that cookie butter on the floor!"

by Mossy J May 29, 2023

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

Cookie

A pedophile, rapist, zoophile who likes to send minors (15 year old's) dick picks while being 18.
@TheSageCookieuwu if you go to this please go into his comments and type "shut up pedophile"

TheSageCookie#0968

by Nu_uh_nu_uh! November 1, 2023

Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 5, 2010

Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").

When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"

by The Keeper of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2011