The chosen one

Title character in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2001). Played by Steve Oedekerk, The Chosen one must avenge the death of his family by defeating the Evil Betty/ Master Pain

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

by brydoh April 18, 2005

Closet Pony

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.

*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!

by Little Miss. Magical December 20, 2011

clasening

The act of infusing a thing, place, or situation with the spirit of Dave Clasen

You have fully clasened this program.

by Dave Clasen December 5, 2003

Navy Clone

A person that wears the blue US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes (Such as New Balance or Nike brand). They are commonly seen in Horton Plaza in Downtown San Diego, California.

...Any given weekend at Horton Plaza, Downtown San Diego....
Marine#1 "There are a hell of a lot of Navy folks out today"
Marine#2 "How can you tell?"
Marine#1 "They are ALL dressed alike, all wearing US Navy (hooded) sweater, Blue jeans and gym shoes."
Old Guy named Hugh "They are all clones, Navy Clones"

by Anon-in-il-again March 10, 2008

cloner

Discovered by Dr. Steve Forrest in 2011 while observing a film on human sexual intercourse. A cloner occurs during arousal, when the clitoris of a woman fills with blood causing it to become erect and protrude outward from the vagina.

This often resembles the male "boner" which happens during male arousal when blood fills the shaft of the penis causing it to become hard and stick up in an erect state.
A "cloner" gets its name from combining "clit" which is short for "clitoris"(the piece of skin in a female vagina that contains a tremendous amount of nerve endings that cause great pleasure when stimulated) and "boner" referring to an erect male penis.

A "cloner" will pulsate and become increasingly lubricated from vaginal fluid released during sexual arousal.
Some females have very large "cloners" while others may not have a very noticeable one at all. Sizes range from under an inch to 3" or more.

"I was about to hookup with this girl last night, but right as I was about to go down on her, right where her clit was there was a little nub sticking up!?"
"Dude, your girl has a cloner! Its when her clit gets all hard like a dick! Good thing you didn't eat her out!"
"Yea...about that..."

by boredkid420 October 7, 2011

Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

by Unicornication June 24, 2019

Closet Weeb

A weeb that never likes to acknowledge that he/she is a weeb. They will often insult other weebs, or say that the anime that they are watching is “too mainstream” These closet weebs often watch Naruto or Dragon Ball, and often say “they’re to mainstream to be an anime” But we all know that they are a weeb.

Mike likes Dragon Ball Z and makes fun of Daniel for being a weeb. He likes saying that he isn’t a weeb, but Daniel always calls him a closet weeb

by Sexydonut223 May 19, 2020