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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
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Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.
She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.
by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025
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clock buddy

what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class
" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"
by ninjaghost319 December 24, 2015
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clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.
-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!
by yayo.o June 13, 2025
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Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.
Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021
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Clock

Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom
by Dabigpp March 1, 2023
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