Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

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Cuddlecreeper8(2018) Is A Youtuber That Plays Lots Of Games Mostly Streams Though

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by Cuddlecreeper8 November 10, 2018

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Cuddle Puddle

the puddle of sex juices created while cuddling after sex

i had a hard time leaving the cuddle puddle last night because it was so warm and cozy

by sprtrmp December 2, 2018

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Candle

A slang term for a joint or a blunt.

let’s smoke some candles later!

by megaleea12 January 2, 2019

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Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

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