cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008

Cum preclude

Arresting ejaculation to avoid being caught masturbating. An unfortunate necessity for some learned in middle- or high-school often employed in adulthood (college). Aside from causing decreased self esteem this encourages untoward acts like masturbating under clothing or unzipping to masturbate potentially developing into marriage woes: erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

Trying to enjoy free access to a paid HD porn site, one hand on the mouse and one hand slid under the waistband, despite the exasperating penis constraint by fabric. On the verge of coming he heard his mom approaching his room. Cum preclude! He avoided jizz soaking through his clothes to cowardly masturbate another time allowing immediate participation in family activities for which he was summoned. The horror of interruption is not always sufficient to prevent boxer wiggle later.

by Amollishment October 26, 2012

cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 3, 2020

cum slut

A person whose sole purpose is to have hot dripping cum all over there being. To lick it all up, to drink it, to spit it out just lick it up again, to share it, to bathe in it and simply live for it.

She cleaned it all up like the good little cum slut that she is Cum slut

by Bostonsfinest March 21, 2015

cum queen

A chick that loves to be covered in cum. Whether it be shot on her head, breast, chest, neck or face.

Damn dog, I knew that bitch was a freak, but she turned out to be a cum queen!

by MartyB August 25, 2006

cum dump

A person, usually gay male or straight female, who is regarded as little more than a repository for deposits of semen.

He's nothing but a cum dump.

by cumdump July 9, 2007

cum mile

When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week

Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox

Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.

by Gmail548 April 19, 2010