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bro hug bump 

A mix of a hug and a chest bump that can only occur between bros of the highest tier and requires a lengthy approach to make happen.
first invented by the iconic duo Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
That is SO SWEET man how about a bro hug bump

starter bro 

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.
Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.
starter bro by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017

bro-dading 

When you act like a father to your close Bro.
Hey Bro I think you would look good with this haircut style. Na man quit Bro-dading me.
bro-dading by Leg3nd6 August 3, 2017
Sorry brother. A very half-hearted apology, often used when you are not feeling sorry at all. Can be used to successfully antagonize authority figures.. parents, teachers etc.
"Why haven't you tidied your room? " Answer: "Soz bro, bit busy right now"
Soz bro by Rattymom October 13, 2017

bro you tryna kill me?

Hahaha.
Bro you tryna kill me?

Ur bro a ho 

The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.
Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*