Sweet Briar College

Sweet Briar College is an all woman college located 12 miles North of Lynchburg, VA. They are considered the #1 woman's college in Virginia by the US News & World Report. But . . . they are considered #2 or possibly #3 by any self respecting Hampden-Sydney man (behind Hollins and possibly RMCW). Sweet Briar girls generally are fat, rich, and constantly invading the HSC campus on the weekend looking for free beer, a quiet place to sleep, and a husband. They can easily be spotted at a HSC football game wearing loud colored sun dresses, their mother's pearls (or the ones daddy bought them), and pink ribbons in their hair. They are generally cutting in line at the keg, and don’t seem to care about any other guy than the one they are trying to marry at that moment. They are superficially “sweet," and men are suckered. These woman can simply be described as "carnivores."

Molly: How about that guy?
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!

Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!

by not important October 14, 2004

Brian Marshell

Quite possibly the best or at lest the most underrated bassist of all time, he played in creed untill 2000 when there was a argument Brian said another band where aw-fell..didn't end well :( now he is in alter bridge with the ex instrumentalists of creed who are now back together!!!!! :D but he is epic. end of :D

Bassist one: hey learn the alter bridge set list...

Bassist two: haa yeah sure no problem..

(next month)

Bassist one: what happend to you??

Bassist two: my fingers and arm fell off.... -.- good old Brian Marshell

by That really really awsome guy January 10, 2012

brian demarco

queer bag that smells like an indian stripper and like the big "D"

"brian demarco" is a red headed ginger kid that drives a skitchy jeep

by gnomey222 April 29, 2013

Brian

A fake-as-fuck person who cockblocks the homies. When you think of Brian, you think of the guy trying to puns your wife.

Tom: are you bringing your wife?
Bill: No way man, Brian will try to get it in behind my back.

by King Luis of South Central November 19, 2016

brianee

A very smart person with a lot of potential and is a bit anti social but, has is nice and has a big heart.

Chloe: why don't you ever talk to me?
Brianee: sorry if I never ectnoledge you I guess I'm always focused on my books.

by Alexandria Brianee December 12, 2016

Brian

A Brian is a funny guy if you have the same type of personality as him. If you don't, then he's a jerk. A Brian can be a nerd,

but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.

Mr./Mrs. (Teacher's name), Brian's on his phone again!

by Codfish0308 December 19, 2017

Brian

Rosa's man so back off. A big nig. A whole snac. He got removed from mr osios hahahahhah

"Son get out of my way"
"America is doomed "
Stop drinking so much coca cola"
Eat more mangos
Brian a cutie

by Ye mum gæ November 1, 2018