Bread

It makes you fat.

Bread makes you fat!?!!

by whattttttt? May 7, 2011

lesbian bread

another name for panara bread.

lets all go eat at lesbian bread.

by abbimabey April 7, 2009

Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation

Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread

by Furburgers November 17, 2015

laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!

imma go buy LAVER BREAD!

by blah May 13, 2005

reverse breadcrumb

When you have sex and leave personal items behind on purpose so you can come back for more. This is typically carried out by crazy girls.

Becky, I met this hot guy last night and reverse breadcrumbed his ass. He didn’t ask for my number, but I left my Gucci there so you know I’ll be hitting that again tonight!

by jengergray October 22, 2017

Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019

keep the bread fresh

to keep it real, to tell the truth.

someone is telling you something and you just know they're lying about it, so you call them out by saying "come on man, keep the bread fresh"

by Dustin Rife May 19, 2007