blow job

A job which involves a lot of blowing. E.g blowing out candles in a church
its gonna take a serious blow job to blow out these candles
by 1234567paper February 06, 2011
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blow fuck

A utility insult, like ass hat; the blow indicates that there is no substance, a bullshitter, pejoratively riding on the coattails of blow job. Fuck is just the usual super insult puncuation.
What a blow fuck!
I came this close to hitting that blow fuck!
by Nigel September 09, 2004
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blow up

When a person under the influence of MDMA has another blow a Vick's Vapor Inhaler into their eyes, nose, and mouth.

The same as a Sea Breeze, but different terminology since the Sea Breeze is often associated with candy ravers.
Bro, I'm rolling my nuts off, can you give me a blow up?
by ibbjamin June 17, 2007
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Blow tard

Anyone who is so retarded they will suck anyone's dick who ask them.
by Judge dredd7 July 21, 2011
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Blow job

When a man demands that his girlfriend get on her knees, pull his pants down with her teeth, and suck his dick. (I'll tell you how in the example. ) something men love.
This is how you do it

First you pull his pants down with your teeth, then you lick/suck the head of his dick, next you slowly make your way down his dick, after that you deep throat, and finally when he cum in your mouth SWALLOW ALL OF THE CUM EVEN IF YOUR BEING FORCED TO SUCK HIS DICK! DAMNIT WOMEN IT IS SO FUCKING SEXY WHEN YOU SWALLOW! And your done unless he puts you on the bed and starts FUCKING you. All it is is you ducking a man's dick OK.

A blow job is you sucking sick.
by Why the fuck November 21, 2018
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crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.
You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.
by Robin January 05, 2004
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Blow pop

The act of Getting a blow job, than immediatly proceeding to pop said blowers cherry........ Blow pop
Dude... just got blow pop
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