by Official Days October 29, 2019
Get the National blowjob weekendmug. When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
Get the Capri Sun Blowjobmug. Today is national blowjob day 🍆
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.
You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.
by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025
Get the The Bolivian Blowjobmug. (Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?
(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025
Get the Bereavement Blowjobmug. by Bddaddy October 18, 2022
Get the Blowjob for best friend daymug. by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016
Get the sweedish blowjobmug.