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birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".
Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"
by Papi Flow July 19, 2009
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biotch

alternative form of bitch, commonly heard in the mouths of young children.
hey you took my juicebox biotch!
by cj-swizzle January 28, 2014
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champaign birthday

champaign birthday is the birthday when your age matches the day you were born
example: you are born on may 18 your champaign birthday is when you turn 18
girl: its your champaigh birthday in two years
boy: in america you have to be 21 to drink alchohol not 18
girl: not your born may so your "champaign birthday" is when you are 18
by furby1122 May 18, 2009
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After Birth

(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.
After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.
by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011
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European birth control

When one finds himself without a condom or has run out, it is the act of anal sex. As anyone who has watched a lot of Euro porn can tell you, anal is as common in Europe as the high-five. And, we do thank-you for that.
"Look at the ass on that babe; I'm hoping for a little European birth control tonight."
by EuroBC November 6, 2013
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Biohazard Tattoo

A tattoo of the bio-hazard symbol. Most commonly on the skin of a human, in black or red ink.

Reasons for getting it are varied, 100% of the time it has to do entirely with why the person wanted to get it.
This man has a Biohazard Tattoo on his hand. He must be hazardous. Possibly a zombie, or somebody with a brain problem causing him to want it.
by scaredzombie February 20, 2010
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biotchabotch

A substitute for bitch or biotch used in a more humorous context, such as when a friend is being exceedingly annoying. Usually screamed loudly at someone for doing something stupid.
Stop stealing my kill! You... you... biotchabotch!
by Tranceraph June 21, 2004
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